rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

(Source: thehomosexuals)


suavebadass:

Driving to the movies with my fam and this fucking banana with a tin foil hat and wig is sitting under the freeway

(Source: buckytrashboatbarnes)

fartgallery:

I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon


(Source: trynsave)

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

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