negritaaa:

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

omg

milfoftheyear:

when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

you could have reblogged that from me

(Source: toddhewit)

pizza-vs-taco:

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped

heyfunniest:

everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting

FATTER

corgay:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

oh my fucking god